You know how much I love Trace Cyrus, right? I LOVE HIM. He’s just so odd and goaty, and I love that Miley Cyrus is related by blood to someone like Trace. I love when some odd, random piece of Trace news comes up, because I love looking at photos of him. It’s weird, I know. But he’s so magnificently strange-looking. Personality-wise, he seems pretty odd too. So if I find Trace so appealing, is it any wonder that Trace is able to get chicks? Chicks dig weird, unconventional guys. Not every girl, sure. But there will always be some attractive, normal-seeming girl who looks at some goat-boy and thinks, “Yes! I want him!” On that note, Trace knocked up his normal, human girlfriend Brenda Song. Brenda is a cutie, a Disney girl, an actress, and one of Joe Jonas’s exes. It makes more sense now, doesn’t it? After having your biscuits ignored by a Jonas brother, your standards go even lower:
Big congrats to Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus! The couple is expecting their first child together, Celebuzz can exclusively report.
The Social Network star and Miley Cyrus‘ brother have been quietly seeing each other for several months, but made their first appearance together on the red carpet at Nylon’s party in early May.
Trace was previously linked to Demi Lovato. It was rumored Brenda briefly dated Joe Jonas.
Brenda, 23, first hit the scene after her hilarious role on the Disney show The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Trace, 22, made a name for himself in the band Metro Station. Trace has a clothing company called Southern Made Hollywood Paid- maybe he’ll design a kids line next!
Brenda and Trace’s publicists could not be reached for comment.
Congrats to the first time parents-to-be! Celebuzz has met them both, and think they are a great couple. Oh, and congrats to you too, Aunt Miley!
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Congratulations to Trace and Brenda! Do you think they’ll get hitched? I think they will. Shotgun-style! For now, though, I’m really trying to avoid imagining the conception. *shiver*
By the way, Miley recently tweeted this photo of her family – she labeled it “Hollywood Hillbillies.” That says it all.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Miley’s Twitter.
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